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GBJ

Simpleflips trapped in GBJ

Gay Baby Jail (GBJ for short) is SimpleFlips' term for a softlock, meaning a situation in which progress through a game is impossible. Not all GBJ's are created equal, as some are able to be escaped, often by using tricks such as God-BLJing. GBJ is usually referred to as a physical place in which your character is trapped inescapably, but has also been treated as a spiritual state that resurfaces throughout one's life.

Jet Eriksen (better known as Piplup Guy) records the GBJ's SimpleFlips encounters in each video.

The origins of GBJ can be found in the video "Super Mario XD" in which SimpleFlips gets stuck in a cage that a viewer called "Gay Baby Jail." SimpleFlips put that viewer in GBJ for even mentioning his diabolical plot to trap gay babies in jails because fuck gay babies.

Definition[]

A GBJ is an area that meets the following conditions. Specific rules may change depending on the game.

  • Being there prevents progress toward any main objective, such as Power Stars in Super Mario 64.
  • It provides no way for the player to lose a life as a way to restart the level and thus escape, excluding abstract features such as level timers. The player character might even be unable to move due to the cause being a Reverse Polygon, or being stuck on a slide surface leading into another slide surface.
  • The player character cannot escape it using in-level tools or abilities.
  • Depending on the strictness of the definition, the player might not be able to escape it by exiting the level from a menu.
  • If you can BLJ it's not a GBJ.

Notes[]

  • Also known as a "Homosexual Infant Prison" (HIP)
  • Another way to get to GBJ is via its airport; which can be found here.
  • Is currently stuck in GBJ

Wheel of Fortune GBJ[]

Some dumb dickhead named Caleb from the Wheel of Fortune video game

This dumb dickhead put Simple in WoF GBJ

On March 12, 2021, SimpleFlips uploaded an episode of Walkies during which he takes an interlude to play Wheel of Fortune. However, things took a turn for the worst when he attempted to solve a puzzle. The solution was "Dunkin' Donuts Coffee" and Simple misspelled it as "Dunkin' Donuts Cofeee". Caleb then decided to mock Simple by pretending to solve the puzzle. In reality, Caleb stood there with a smug fucking grin on his face and never solved the puzzle, leaving Simple to have to restart the game.

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