No Cock Like Horse Cock is a "banger" sometimes played on Simpleflips streams. As one would expect, the entire song is about a man singing about ramming horse dildos up his ass with lube, and that Simpleflips normally skips the entire song after the first "cock." Reminds you a bit like a certain Washington case, eh?

No Cock Like Horse Cock is quite clearly, the gayest song ever made, and one shall only submit it if they want to waste Simp's time. It is one of Simpleflips major enemies and weaknesses, despite the fact that Simpleflips is a furry.

Admittedly, he was advertising for Bad Dragon. But that's even worse.
Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.