Papa Johns is one of SimpleFlips' Worst Nightmares, as he uses better ingredients to make better pizza, which makes SimpleFlips afraid and paranoid due to the fact that, frankly, he preferred the old ingredients. SimpleFlips has been quoted saying lines such as "I'm so afraid, awooooo" in direction of Papa Johns, revealing his unbridled fear towards the pizzeria owner. In times of distress, SimpleFlips has been known to revert into a state of PTSD (Post-traumatic Stress Disorder) and drop the paternal pizza man's name.
Early Life[]
Papa Johns is suspected not to have been a papa or middle-aged man in his youth, but since there are no in-depth studies or peer reviews on the matter, it is unknown.
Daddy Johnathon V SimpleFlips Case[]
At an undisclosed date, it was "revealed" (completely made up and totally fictional) that SimpleFlips and Papa Johns had a history of legal dispute, when SimpleFlips accused Papa Johns of putting an egregious amount of oatmeal all over his Swedish Banana Pizza that Joel gifted to him on a road trip. Papa Johns has yet to respond to the allegations in the slightest, and SimpleFlips is actually yet to even make them as well. But it'll happen.
Literally Cannibalism[]
As accused by SimpleFlips, it is believed that Papa Johns "bakes people in yeast and eats them". SimpleFlips is the first person to ever reveal this fact of the Father of Baked Pizza Pies, as SimpleFlips' prior experience with the Bake People in Yeast and Eat Them industry gave him exactly the knowledge he needed to procure this fact from Johnathan's pizza mind.
Trivia[]
- It is theorized though not confirmed that SimpleFlips's hatred for Papa Johns derives from Papa Johns being a father, perhaps making SimpleFlips feel as if his sweater is endangered based off of prior experience with his own Dad 2.
- Alternatively, SimpleFlips may be jealous that Papa Johns is a closer father to his son than Simple himself is to all of his children.