Ram Ranch is a very homogay song about 18 naked cowboys in the shower.
It was famously featured in Red Dead Redemption 2. It is infamous for having an badly-recorded vocal that contrasts badly with the awesome music playing in the background.
The song had returned in it's seriously gay form in SimpleFlips' streams.
Lyrics[]
[Chorus] Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked
Eighteen naked cowboys wanting to be fucked
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks
Ram Ranch really rocks
[Verse 1] Hot hard buff cowboys, their cocks throbbing hard
Eighteen more wild cowboys out in the yard
Big bulging cocks ever so hard
[Verse 2] Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks ramming cowboy butt
Like a breeding ram wanting to rut
[Verse 3] Big hard throbbing cocks getting sucked real deep
Cowboys even getting fucked in their sleep
Ram Ranch, it rocks
Cowboys love big hard throbbing cocks
[Chorus] Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked
Eighteen naked cowboys wanting to be fucked
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks
Ram Ranch really rocks
[Verse 4] Hot hard buff cowboys, their cocks throbbing hard
Eighteen more wild cowboys out in the yard
Big bulging cocks ever so hard
[Verse 5] Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks ramming cowboy butt
Like a breeding ram wanting to rut
[Chorus] Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked
Eighteen naked cowboys wanting to be fucked
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks
Ram Ranch really rocks
[Verse 6] Big hard throbbing cocks, getting sucked real deep
Cowboys even getting fucked in their sleep Ram Ranch, it rocks
Cowboys love big hard throbbing cocks
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