Sam, The Dancing Matzo Man

Sam, The Dancing Matzo Man

Sam, The Dancing Matzo Man is one of the many bangers that SimpleFlips has encountered. One donator (Boys-Town) randomly began to spam Sam, The Dancing Matzo Man, which caused Sam to grow in power. After the spam, a mysterious man known as m4tz_0man donated and began playing Vengabus. Just as SimpleFlips was thankful for the end of Sam's reign, Sam was revealed to be the one driving the bus as he began to take over the song. Sam's attack caught the gay idiot by surprise but has since been absent.

Sam, The Dancing Matzo Man

Sam

Sam is the dancing matzo man, he makes matzos as fast as he can. Sam, being the matzo man, is the only one who can feed the people of the land. When spring comes around Sam begins to tell the story of how the children ran for glory.

Analysis

Sam's occupation is being a dancing matzo man. He works hard at his job in order to make matzos as fast as he possibly can. Due to Sam's profession he is able to feed the people of the land, it is likely that the people of the land depend on him for sustenance and is the only one who can support their survival. Sam has a story that he tells when it is spring of how the children ran for glory. Only Sam knows what this glory was, possibly a glorious matzo of his making, a race, or possibly a gladiatorial battle. The aforementioned children may be us, the children of Father Flips. If this is the case, then after Dad abandoned us, Sam may have taken it upon himself to feed us in his absence. What a kind soul.

Conclusion

Sam, The Dancing Matzo Man is a very powerful being and his matzos support billions of lives. Hopefully Sam will continue to make matzos as fast as he can in order to preserve all of mankind.