Do you know who I am? I'm Simple god damn daddy Flips.
— SimpleFlips, 2018 [WHAT AM I DOING???]
The man, the myth, the legend, SimpleFlips (AKA Dad, Daddy, mighty plumber, the speedrunner, the BUP master, and gay idiot). This man is infamous for being so handsome, everyone in the universe wants to fuck him. Even men wish to fuck him. Cows and ducks have also been seen attempting to fuck him. He got sucked off by Kirby while eating Oatmeal once. He even got sucked off by a gay infant while in prison.

His real name, according to his PayPal, LinkedIn and very real looking E-Mail, is Eddie Cruz. But knowing him and his shenanigans, it's probably a fake to give a false lead to his children. He has also stated on one occasion that his name, for real, is Aveire. Foxen has implied that his name is in fact Eddie/Ed in this video by stating "Your name is not Ed Ed" when Simple was making a joke that his middle name was Edgar.

SimpleFlips was once an ordinary gamer. He was sentenced to 4 years in prison for an unknown but serious crime. In exchange for valuable information, he was given a Nintendo 64 system with Super Mario 64 in his cell. Since he didn't have anything else to do, he spent every waking moment playing the game and mastering its many intricacies. He had heard of speedrunning before but had no reference materials while in prison; all the skills and strategies he developed were thanks to his incredibly high IQ. After he was released from prison, his criminal record prevented him from getting a regular job, so he became a Twitch streamer instead. He now sustains himself by his thousands of children donating to him to have their terrible 1 2 Oatmeal remixes and screaming videos play during his streams.

He's always able to just conjure up 2 hours of free time to do dumb shit to get a star in an unintended way; however, he still can't find time to come home to his supposed children. Despite his neglectful nature, the "children" still have faith that he will BLJ back into their lives and become the great father they know he can be.

Although he is generally disliked within the speedrunning community, it is unclear why, even to the speedrunners themselves.

He is guided through life by the Cunk Cost Fallacky, which states that if he attempts a trick three times, he is then obligated to keep trying until he completes it instead of just doing it the intended way.

Abilities Edit

  1. BLJ
  2. Bomb clip (1 every 100 times)
  3. Achieving everything on the first try, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeediot
  4. Changing his IQ at will, it ranges from 200 to 2 octillion. In addition, he can use his special IQ glasses to increase his IQ into IIIQ (such a large number that the universe fails to display it properly).
  5. Summoning thousands of his dozens of twitch bots
  6. Having no regrets when he abandoned us
  7. Smelling like a wet dog
  8. Hearing music through his mouth
  9. Being able to kill his dad
  10. Controlling SimpleFlips
  11. Timeout, ban and/or mod people on twitch.
  12. Taking the moon
  13. Being a friend
  14. Imprisoning homosexual infants (AKA Gay Baby Jail) (GBJ)
  15. getting stuck in the prisons he used on gay babies
  16. Doing the God BLJ
  17. IRL BLJ
  18. Downing some oats in approximately 41 seconds.
  19. Has cum that can move mountains
  20. Eating an entire Pringles can
  21. Can hold four pigeons at a time without using cages
  22. Can deprive Piplup Guy of his GBJs for long periods of time.
  23. There is no shoe he can't buckle!
  24. He's sick. (Likely with ligma)
  25. Demolishing idiots in Tetris
  26. Is most definitely not an undercover cop. At all.
  27. Can obtain an infinite amount of shoutouts
  28. Can possibly count up to -3 starting at 0
  29. He is always frame perfect at whatever he does
  30. All Speedrunners HATE HIM
  31. Can flex his dick
  32. Yeet
  33. Checking the wind's trajectory.
  34. Summoning dozens of Elder Guardians and Withers with the snap of his fingers
  35. Putting on a shark costume and crawling around on the floor
  36. Can peal an orange with his eyelids
  37. Ass-Blast Surpass
  38. Botany (as proven by his ability to be consumed by the ravenous mulch)

Weaknesses Edit

  1. No Rotating.
  2. Horse Cock.
  3. Quicksand.
  4. Gay Baby Jail.
  5. Homosexuality.
  6. Penguins.
  7. Evil Penguins.
  8. Rotating planet made of very evil penguins.
  9. The Green Demon.
  10. Hidden Teleports.
  11. The Candy Shop.
  12. Ram Ranch.
  13. Unsuspicious 1-ups that in reality, kill you.
  14. Invisible walls.
  15. Bad camera.
  16. He's sick.
  17. 100 Ways to Love a Cat
  18. 1-2 Oatmeal
  19. The penny.
  20. Tub calls him colorblind every day.
  21. His grandma CANNOT and HAS NEVER boogied.
  22. Foxen explaining things that he CLEARLY already understands.
  23. IRL GBJ
  24. Lost to Celletix in chess.
  25. Not looking where the star spawns
  26. Pick a dick
  27. Worse than Vesting at tetris.
  28. Having 13 tentacles that are constantly aching
  29. Can't do cannonless in whomps fortress
  30. Cum can only move mountains
  31. Owless
  32. Unfamiliar textures (Quicksand)
  33. He suffers from Small Peen Syndrome

Accomplishments: Edit

  1. He BLJ'd the Thwomp's cock for the second time in roughly 4 minutes, with his first time through taking near two hours.
  2. Caught a SimpleFlips stream.
  3. Fucked Fred.
  4. Helped a Bob-omb get a raise and take over the company the Bob-omb was working at.
  5. Had a better idea.
  6. Has visited Gay Cowboy Jail.
  7. Moved multiple mountains with his cum.
  8. Shrunk Foxen (roughly the size of the explorer guy from Tetris-Plus) and hid him in his hair.
  9. Clickbaiting; in his video from March 12th, 2019, titled Clickbait is GREAT, he created his first clickbait thumbnail
  10. Was rewarded for being a skilled player.
  12. Fell asleep live on a stream
  13. Beat Celletix in chess, for free, while sucking his own balls
  14. He discovered perpetual motion
  15. He is responsible for discovering many hidden areas in Super Mario 64, most of which contain the mysterious text "SUBSCRIBE"
  16. He found a hidden path down there in Super Mario Maker 2, go check it out.

Quotes Edit

  • "I soft-locked into this dude's soft cock, dude!"
  • "This attempt. If it's not this attempt... my grandma never boogied."
  • "Introducing the new... Green Mario Assist Twirly Boy™!"
  • "Oh, it's a muncher- AAAAAHHHHHHH"
  • "This game is the fucking craziest ROM Hack, I have ever played."
  • "I will suck... Forty-five dicks in a row, before I push that box."
  • "It ain't over, 'til..."
  • "How does the "T" even get down that far? I'm glad you asked that. Welp, that's all the time we have. I gotta get back to suckin' dick on my Nintendo Switch."
  • "That was fucking... It was fucking, it was pretty intense."
  • "I'm fuckin' dead... I'm fuckin' Fred!"
  • "We got money Foxen, can ya believe it? AAAHHHH!"
  • "I forward side-flip in the face of danger, what of it?"
  • "Oh, I'm poppin' off."
  • "First try, idiot!"
  • "Peach, you still look FUCKED."
  • "Yeah, he doesn't hesitate to make more Matzo when the opportunity comes up"
  • "I know- I know I like to go fast, and look impressive, but there are Four fucking signs in this room, I interrupted a goddamn sign party"
  • "Brush your teeth bitch!" -SimpleFlips' well-known catchphrase
  • "I've got a better idea... How about doing anything but that?"
  • "Dude, I suck... C O C K."
  • "I didn't expect anything to be within my realm for this game."
  • "I fucked"
  • "Rock buddy. Cock buddy."
  • "I'd never give up an opportunity to drink my own piss, especially on camera."
  • "Punch my head bitch!"
  • "All I had to was give up all hope. And then, I did it."
  • "How the fuck am I supposed to get over there OOOOOOOOOOOO???"
  • "You know, it's actually a good thing that I'm blind because I got to see two easter eggs that I wouldn't have seen."
  • "Got a new pin, Bup pins are back. Show me your chin, dont show me your chin actually."
  • "The economy is in a downward spiral!"
  • "This is what your doctor DIDN'T want you to know about."
  • "there are... Thirty Babies"
  • "I was thinking about how cool it would be if i could carry two babies, and then I couldn't"
  • "Incidentally, the Gateway seems to be slowing down time itself around this portion of the base. The engineers set the Counter Factor on the Gateway to 1, and that seemed to fix the problem for the time being."
  • ”I’d rather 100% a grown man’s giant dick into my mouth than continue to play this.” (In reference to Gex 3)
  • "I'm interrupting again because i'm a dickhead!!!"
  • ”This game kinda sucks my dad’s dick a little. Y’know what I mean?”

Illegal activities Edit

Twitch bots Edit

It was revealed in the song: "The Truth" that SimpleFlips is the biggest view-botter on This information was revealed thanks to a harsh cross-examination done by Foxen, when he talked about the bots in question. Even though the scale of Simps' crimes are enormous, no one has ever caught on, not once, not twelve times, and not even a dozen times. He then proceeded to bully Foxen by calling him: "moron, idiot, Foxen, idiot, moron, dumbass, idiot". This amount of humiilation was unheard of in the whole history of humanity, henceforth Foxen couldn't take it anymore and started crying. SimpleFlips took this opportunity and run away to his bunker where he continues streaming shitty Super Mario 64 hacks.

Unknown Criminal Activities Edit

From recent video evidence in his video "I Had To BLJ Out Of Bounds To Get The Red Coin" at 5:13, we learn before Simpleflips was a Super Mario 64 god, he has apparently committed a crime, and got locked up for four years. He "Gave some valuable information" so he was apparently allowed to have a TV and na N64 with Super Mario 64. according to him, there wasn't really much else to do, and he had heard of speedrunning before he got locked up, but had no access to any of the common strats, but he was able to get good at the game itself. We have no access to what he did, because if we did, he wound get locked right back up, but we do know that he would never be able to get a job ever again. We do know simple had friends in jail, who were T-Bone, a middl- aged man with blonde dreadlocks, Cuts, a small child with a Beanie, and Slapper, a man with extremely large hands. He was also fucked in the shower after intentionally dropping the soap to make a point.

Biography Edit

Infancy Edit

Eddie "SimpleFlips" Cruz' date of birth is unknown to everyone, even to himself. However, it has been theorized to be sometime between the dawn of time and 120 A.T meal. He grew up in a hating family; his father someday went into the store to buy some cigarettes (other historians claim that he was actually going to buy milk), although his father recently returned from jail in disguise as his mother on April 1st, 2019. Left alone, Simp's mother started searching a new dad for a young SimpleFlips. Consequentially, a lot of males came into their house, men who Simple only saw from behind; however, that vague image morphed inside his head until it became what he envisioned to be a father figure. It is believed that, in this period of time the events of "Dad" and "Dad 2" happen, in which the abuse from his multiple dads is clearly shown. Not one of his alleged fathers ever remembered to bring their receipt home from when they went out to buy a bottle of water and/or smokes, causing Simple to go even further down a tunnel of confusion and anguish.

Adolescence Edit

The adolescence of our dad is one of the greatest mysteries of our times. Not much is known about this tragic time. However, from what historians have gathered, it is highly likely that during this dark age, he got his Mario 64 godly powers and his passion for streaming on, Although one of SimpleFlips' recent videos, "I Had To BLJ Out Of Bounds To Get The Red Coin" at 5:13, SimpleFlips' was locked up and was given only a Nintendo 64 with a copy of Super Mario 64. He had no access to strats, but mastered the engine the game ran on. He is very straight!

See Also Edit


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